Seriously. I can’t stop. I am probably a “junkie” by anyone’s standards, because I do it at least three times a week, sometimes more. I think I do it more than anyone else I know. And sometimes I hide it from my friends and family, because I don’t want them to know how often I indulge. And when it comes to using some discretion, all sensibility goes out the window. It’s always, “GO BIG OR GO HOME”…there’s no in between. It’s all or nothing, and it’s always “all.”

Yes, we will discuss all of these completely unrelated things in today’s blog, and in that order. So, first up…I have tattoos. I have a fair amount of them and I want more. And if you have tattoos, you know that when you want new ink, it’s like an itch that won’t go away until you get new ink. Well, I’ve got the itch…

Do I have the infamous "Spring Cold?" You know the one that everyone gets when the weather yo-yo's from sunny and 65 degrees to rain/snow and 32 degrees? Or is it seasonal allergies? Or the dreaded "flu-like symptoms" that seem to have plagued a couple of recently deceased celebrities? No...Not for me. I've hit the trifecta of awesome illnesses...

Who would have ever thought that a shopping cart race through our fair city of Cincinnati could teach me life lessons that I will remember forever...

I recently had the pleasure of driving nearly 30 hours to get back home for my beloved Nana's funeral. Driving from Cincinnati to Newburyport, Massachusetts is a14 hour and 41 minute drive, according to Yahoo! Maps. Under normal driving conditions, I can do it in 13 because I drive very fast. This trip, however, would prove to be quite different...

I am a french fry connoisseur and I have strong opinions on all aspects of this delicious and important component of the combo meal. There is an art to the french fry and things like length, width, crispness and seasoning should all be factors in deciding who has the best fries and why...

I'm so over this weather. I only know two people that actually like the cold & snow, and they are insane. I don't mean to make this a long list of why winter sucks, lest you think I'm just a whiner and complainer, however, I do have some points I'd like to make about why this season should only last two weeks, max...